WiFi Name Ideas
Click any name to load it into the box above.
Funny & Punny
- Pretty Fly for a WiFi
- Tell My WiFi Love Her
- Drop It Like It's Hotspot
- The LAN Before Time
- Silence of the LANs
- Life in the Fast LAN
- Get Off My LAN
- Abraham Linksys
- Martin Router King
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- Winternet Is Coming
- Wi Believe I Can Fi
- Everyday I'm Buffering
- It Hurts When IP
- Nacho WiFi
- Definitely Not WiFi
- Loading...
- Router? Hardly Know Her
Nerdy & Technical
- 404 Network Not Found
- 127.0.0.1
- Ping Me Maybe
- Segmentation Fault
- Null Pointer
- Stack Overflow
- DNS Not Responding
- Have You Tried Rebooting
- The Cloud
- Local Area Nutwork
- Packet Loss Prevention
- Bandwidth Bandit
- Router of All Evil
- Layer 8 Problem
- It Works On My Machine
- Undefined Is Not a Network
Cheeky
- Now You See Me
- Not The WiFi You Want
- Borrow At Your Own Risk
- Password Is Cookies
- Ask Nicely
- Knock First
- Yell For The Password
- Enter Password Here
- This Is Not Free
- Mum Use This One
- Homework Zone
- No Signal Here
Sensible
- HomeBase
- The Nest
- Cedar House
- Willow Cottage
- Riverside
- Northwind
- Blue Door
- Sunny Side
- The Study
- Greenhouse
- Harbour View
- Quiet Corner
- Casa Verde
- The Annex
- Upstairs
- Lighthouse
Guest Network
- Guests Welcome
- Visitor Lounge
- Come On In
- Guest Access
- Friends and Family
- The Waiting Room
- Front Desk
- Day Pass
The Rules Nobody Tells You About SSIDs
The limit is 32 bytes, not 32 characters
An SSID is capped at 32 bytes. For plain English that is the same as 32 characters, so the distinction never comes up — until you add an emoji. An accented letter costs two bytes and most emoji cost four, so a name that looks like 12 characters can already be over the limit. The picker above counts bytes for exactly this reason.
Which leads to the practical advice: skip the emoji. They are technically permitted, but different devices decode them differently, so your network can show up with a mangled name on a printer or an older smart TV — or not show up at all.
What not to put in the name
Your SSID is broadcast to everyone within range, including people you will never meet. So leave out:
- Your surname, flat number or address. "Apartment 4B" or "The Popescu Family" links a real person to a physical location for anyone standing outside.
- Your router's make and model. Default names like
TP-Link_A4F2tell a passer-by exactly which known vulnerabilities to try. Renaming is a genuine, if small, security improvement. - Anything imitating a public hotspot or a neighbour's network. Naming yours to look like someone else's causes their devices to try to join yours, which is a headache at best and impersonation at worst.
_nomap: opting out of WiFi location mapping
Phones passing your house log nearby network names to improve location services. Appending _nomap to your SSID — so TheNest_nomap — asks those services to leave your network out of their positioning databases. Google introduced the convention and others have adopted it.
Two honest caveats: it is honoured voluntarily, not enforced, and it does nothing for your security. It only reduces how much your router is used as a location beacon. The checkbox above appends it for you.
Hiding the name is not security
Turning off SSID broadcast feels protective and isn't. A hidden network still announces its presence, and its name is recovered with free tools as soon as any device connects. Worse, your own phones and laptops then have to broadcast that they are looking for that name wherever they go. A strong password is what actually protects the network — see our WiFi password generator.
Renaming means reconnecting everything
To your devices, a renamed network is an entirely new one. Every phone, laptop, TV, console and smart plug needs to be reconnected with the password. Two things make that afternoon much shorter: pick a password that is free of characters that break devices, and make a WiFi QR code so every phone in the house joins by scanning instead of typing.